Napoleon Dynamite

Inexplicably hilarious teen flick, minus booze, drugs & naughty bits
Narwhals

Unicorns of the deep
National Lampoon

Touchstone of collegiate humor
Necco Wafers

Simply delicious puckish confections
Willie Nelson

Texas singing-songwriting institution
Paul Newman

Actor/philanthropist
Olivia Newton-John

Some things are just better down under
Nexium

Little purple heartburn remedy
Night of the Hunter
Creepy mid-fifties religious alleghory
NOFX
Hardcore punks with a sense of humor